How I got arrested on Halloween
Well it started in the morning, went to shave and was out of sharp blades, ripped the bejusus out of my face so decided to pick up some new ones on the way
home, I was low on shaving cream so added that to the list.
At lunch time the wife calls and tells me the party we were going to is pot luck and to pick up some eggs for eggsalad.
An hour later she calls and tells me to pick up some apples for our daughters sleep over guests, they are going to bake an apple pie.
At 3 pm she calls back and says with the extra people in the house tonight to pick up some toilet paper so we don't run out, and to get some big pins
because our sons costume is too big.
So here I am in the store with with shaving cream, razor blades, eggs, apples, toilet paper and pins in the cart.
Next thing I know two cops are reading me my rights...


